So put in a lipper of Skoal and settle into the nearest papasan chair because we have some headlines to discuss. A Florida man has been sentenced to 90 days of home detention and 288 hours of community service for his part in a trafficking scheme in which live water monitor lizards were stuffed into socks. Deputies pulled over a car Monday and a passenger, Fabricio Jimenez.
But allegations do not keep us from laughing to ourselves. A Florida man had cocaine on his nose during a traffic stop in Hillsborough County, deputies said.
Carli Teproff, Man Arrested in Ollie the Pit Bull's Killing Linked to. That is between the Good State of Florida and the Florida Man to decide. Umbandistas atacados vo cobrar indenizao na Justia, Globo1, June 6, 2008. While we are treated to the idea that a Florida Man, say, exposed himself in the Walmart pillow aisle, we will not be treating it as if it's fact. A man threatening folks in a Florida grocery store gets Bush-whacked.Caught on surveillance video, A Bay County Sheriff's deputy is seen walking up behind a man holding a hammer. Granted, all of these should be treated as allegations. Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac The 70-year-old said hed 'rather go to jail than go back home' to his supposedly demanding wife. To honor the Florida Man, we have compiled a list of his most absurd headlines from this year. And while we all may have a little bit of shame for our hometown stories, we can always rest assured that at least we aren't from Florida, unless you are from Florida, in which case, we're keeping you in our thoughts. Santa Rosa Sheriff Bob Johnson said the homeowner, 61-year-old. Do not confuse him with your average male resident of Florida: Florida Man is a brand.Įvery day there is a story that involves one of them shooting something or screaming incomprehensible babble in a Natural Light addled rage before getting arrested. Two Florida men were caught with their hands in the pasta jar after they used Ragu sauce to try and burn down a home they robbed last week, police said. A Florida man shot and killed his Norwegian son-in-law when a birthday prank went horribly wrong Tuesday night, authorities say. He is the slight echo in the air when someone says, "Hey, watch'is!" He is Florida, and Florida is him. He lives in the breeze that goes through your hair while doing donuts on an ATV. He is the frayed fabric of a worn tobacco ring in his left back pocket.
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